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You're a boy and you're acting
ridiculously.

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Earning a big salary and allowing
yourself to be sued over a dress your

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bought. You can pay the bill. I have a
lawsuit over it.

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Judge Hardy, can we talk alone?

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Certainly.

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Court's recess for 15 minutes.

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Bill.

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So, I... I want to live at the hotel.

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Oh, I know I'll have to pay for this
dress, but...

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I'll put Susan on the witness stand and
people in this town will know all about

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her crazy extravagance.

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She's starting to sue me for divorce,
but I'll have my innings first.

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Mrs. Bowen, Judge.

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Judge, did you send for... Just a
minute, just a minute.

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Susan, come here.

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Well, let's have this out.

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What is all this extravagance Caleb
talks about?

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One little new dress made him act like a
madman. And one little coat and one

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little negligee and one little suit.

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Well, ever since I got that raising
salary, she... Order in the court.

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Well, I remember your wedding.

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And two more honestly in love young
people I never did see.

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Oh, marriage is a cooperative
institution. You must give and take.

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and she takes. Oh, quiet, Caleb, quiet.

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Soon, suppose, after all the living
expenses are paid, suppose the rest of

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Caleb's salary is divided equally.

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50 % to you, Susan, and 50 % to Caleb.

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That's fine with me.

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That's what you say now. Now, Caleb
agrees.

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Do you?

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Of course.

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That's all I've been asking, a square
deal.

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What I'm entitled to. Good.

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Well, that's settled.

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But, Susan, according to these records,
last year you spent a lot more

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than the half you're going to get now.

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Susan,

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I love you so much, I went in debt for
you.

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Oh, Caleb.

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I've been so miserable.

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So have I.

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No, no, honey, honey.

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I'll send a check for the dress judge.

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I'll wear sackcloth and ashes if he
wants me to, Judge Hardy.

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Susan, you'll find...

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that what a generous husband gives is a
lot more than you're entitled to in a

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square deal.

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So run along, you two. Run along. Don't
clutter up my office.

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Thank you, Judge.

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I'll remember.

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A gentleman to see you, Judge.

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All right. Show him in.

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Good afternoon, Judge Hawley. My card?

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Now, Mr. Brownell, sit down.

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What can I do for you?

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Judge, are you the great -great
-grandson of Colonel James Standish

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well -known figure of the War of 1812?

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So they've been telling me for a good
many years.

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Why? Well, if you can prove it, you're
the heir to something more than $2

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million.

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$2 million?

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That's a lot of...

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Two million dollars? Are you crazy?

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I didn't come from Detroit to establish
insanity.

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Did you or did you not say two million
dollars?

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Two million dollars.

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That's what I thought you said.

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Judge, I just got a telephone message
from the football field.

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We're taking a beating. It's the last
quarter. The score is Olympia six,

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High nothing.

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This is a funny world, Mr. Brownell.

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I doubt it for my son, Andrew, whose
allowance is a dollar and a half a week,

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even two million dollars to make up for
losing his first real game of high

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school football.

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Polly!

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Polly! Woo -hoo!

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Thank Polly!

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We won, we won, Polly. Made a touchdown
in the last three minutes. Oh, that's

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wonderful, Andy. Why didn't you come to
the game like you promised?

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Well, I'm sorry, Andy, but I had an
unexpected guest.

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You know that boy I met on my vacation
last year? One from the Boston school.

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Come on in.

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Come in, Andy.

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Mr. Hardy, Mr.

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Bannersley. Very happy to meet you, I'm
sure.

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Oh, happy to meet you, I'm sure.

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Say, Polly, you should have seen that
touchdown. It was... You leaving?

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I've always heard it said that the
gentleman remains standing until a lady

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seated. Oh, gosh, excuse me, will you,
Polly? But, gee, I can't ever think of

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you as being a lady.

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Well, I don't mind saying I'm famished.
Me neither.

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Me neither.

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Here, let me help.

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Here you are, Hardy.

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Thank you.

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This one's for you, Dick. And this is
for me.

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Won't you have some cookies?

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Oh, boy, homemade raisin cookies. I love
them, Polly. I love them.

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Mind if I smoke, Polly?

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Of course not.

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Cigarette, Hardy?

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No. Don't smoke, eh?

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Me? Oh, sure.

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Oh, you don't either, Andy.

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Yeah, a lot you know.

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But I'm very particular what brand I
smoke.

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Oh, these aren't bad.

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I have them made especially for me in a
little shop on Beacon Street.

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Beacon Street's in Boston, Andy.

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Anything else you'd like, Dick?

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Well, I could improve this lemonade with
a shot of gin.

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Oh, gin.

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Oh, I'm afraid we haven't any in the
house.

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Gosh, haven't you ever seen any of those
pictures in the physiology books that

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show what the gin and whiskey does to
the lining of your stomach? Oh, you

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take that bosh seriously, do you, old
man?

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Oh, me? Sure, I'm in training football.

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Say, I didn't tell you about that
touchdown, Polly. It was terrific.

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Forty -eight yards and eight plays. Oh,
that's swell, Andy. Cut through the

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interference, a touchdown.

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My governor won't let me. According to
him, all I'm going to school for is to

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get poised.

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Well, poised will be poised.

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You get that one?

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Poised, poised, poised, poised. It just
doesn't make me laugh.

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But definitely.

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Better try again, Andy. You know, a pun
is the lowest form of wit.

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Well, I can think of things a lot lower.

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Look, I gotta go. Can I see you outside
alone, please, for a minute?

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Oh, yes.

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Excuse me, please.

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See you later, bud.

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Nice to have met you.

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But definitely.

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Andy, what is it?

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Why, have you forgotten what you
promised if we won the football game?

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Oh, yes, I did promise, didn't I?

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Say, what goes on?

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You act like I never kissed you before.

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Andrew Hardy, must you always be so
crude?

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I don't get this.

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Can't you be a little more subtle?

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Can't you approach a girl with just a
little more finesse?

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Finesse? Like Mr. Fancy Pants in there,
I suppose, huh? Well, not me.

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Oh, I get it.

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I'm all right till some la -di -da
Lizzie like that comes along, huh?

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That's not it at all. But I should think
you'd rather model yourself on a man of

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the world instead of a hoodlum.

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Hoodlum? Why don't you try going steady
with Fancy Pants instead of hoodlums?

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Well, I certainly might prefer anybody
to someone who goes around grabbing

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in dark halls and kissing them.

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Andrew, your father phoned from the
courthouse. You're to go home at once.

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Yes, Mrs. Benedict.

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Then good afternoon, Mr. Hardy.

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Can I be a man of the world on a buck
and a half a week?

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Bullpig! Emily, look at me. Do I look
different?

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James, I couldn't understand a word you
said over the phone. I don't mean that.

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I mean, do you see that I'm a different
man?

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I am different.

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Come and sit down, dear. You'll feel
better in a minute. Emily, in me you see

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man who has miraculously watched his
dreams come true.

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The most amazing thing. Oh, Pa.

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Andrew, how would you like to go to an
exclusive Eastern school?

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Not me. I hate rich kids. James Hardy,
what is the matter? You're talking

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foolish. What's all the excitement,
James?

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Millie, would you call your brother -in
-law foolish if he told you the moon

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slid out of the sky and landed smack in
his lap?

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Hello.

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Marion, how would you like to have an
ermine coat?

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An ermine coat, James, dear? Please,
please come and sit down.

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Oh, dear, you're all feverish. Millie,
have we got any quinine in the house?

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Oh, no, we haven't. Well, I... I am
delirious. I am feverish. Oh, dear,

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dear, don't take on so. We all love you.
We'll take care of you. No, no, no,

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Mother, you just sit down. You and
Andrew and Marion, brace yourselves.

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Now, I've just learned that I'm the sole
heir to an estate of $2 million, left

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by a man named Leeds in Detroit.

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$2 million?

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Pop's gone haywire. Mom, shall I phone
for Doc Jones?

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But, James... No, no, Lisa. You and
Mother don't argue with him. Wait, wait

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minute. It's all true, and I've got to
go to Detroit to support my claim. If I

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do, they'll give us the money.

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Dad. Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

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Well, isn't that nice?

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And I've been worrying about trivial
little matters like small -town clothes.

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Jesus sure is going to make a big change
in my plans. Oh, Mother.

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Oh, Mom. Oh, Mommy.

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Hold this hat.

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Hold everything. Come on. You all right?

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All right, Mother?

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Yes. Well, the miracle has come our way
at last.

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Do you all realize how much $2 million
is or are or is?

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Well, I realize it's a great deal of
money.

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Will we be able to pay off the mortgage
on this house?

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This house? Why, Mother, in the Leeds
estate, there's a mansion in Detroit.

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It's got 12 bathrooms.

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Oh, but that's ridiculous. We couldn't
possibly use more than three.

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One for you and me and one for Marion
and one for Andy.

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Oh, and... Millie would like her own.
That's four.

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Well, we'll lock up the other eight and
keep them for company.

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But who left us the money?

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Whoever these relatives were with the
two million bucks, they certainly kept

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themselves strangers up till now.

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Well, it all dates back to my great
-great -grandfather, Colonel James

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Leeds. You often heard me mention him,
Andrew. That gallant soldier of the War

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of 1812.

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Two million bucks.

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Gee, I'm going to start insulting
everybody I know.

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Why, I'll buy myself a big yacht and...

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And maybe a string of racehorses.

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I hope we'll all know how to act in our
new position in life.

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Well, now, wait, wait just a minute. I
wouldn't tell anybody about this yet

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because there's just a chance we may not
get the money.

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Oh, but, Pop, that's just your natural
conservatism. Look, let's make a deal.

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Fifty -fifty. You worry about getting
the money and I'll worry about spending.

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Andrew Hardy, millionaire playboy.

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Gee, that's me from now on.

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Mr. Davis.

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Mr. Davis.

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Well.

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If it isn't Aunt Millie. I'm no aunt of
yours.

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Some quinine for the judge, and it's an
emergency.

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No case that needs quinine is an
emergency.

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When I want medical advice, I go to a
doctor. Hurry. Now, now, don't talk to

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like I was one of your schoolchildren.

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Why, I'm almost as old as you are.

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Why, you're a good ear older.

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May I have some quinine, Mr. Davis?

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Be calm, Auntie.

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Be gentle.

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Be charming.

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If a woman hasn't got charm, what else
has she got?

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She's got a good mind to get another
druggist.

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Charge it.

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We can keep this quinine as a souvenir.

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Emily just told me.

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I'm awfully happy for you, James.

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Happy for all of us, Millie.

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Would it be an imposition?

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If I went to Detroit with you, I can
afford it. I have $4 ,000 saved.

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Why, Millie, do you think I... James,
I'm an old maid.

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I met Millie Forrest, a schoolteacher.

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00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:08,210
Why, it'd turn this town upside down if
I even got a permanent wave.

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Ah, steady, Millie, steady. You've
always been my good right arm.

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No woman wants to be a good right arm
except her own husband.

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I don't want to teach school.

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I want to cut loose. I want to see
things and do things before I get too

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Do you understand, James?

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Or am I crazy?

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Yes, Millie.

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You're crazy.

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But it's the kind of craziness that's
too human to be criticized.

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Now, when we do get to Detroit, you do
whatever's in your heart.

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I've been silly, haven't I, James?

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I'm all right now.

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I'm not worried about you, Millie.

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I'm not worried about myself. I'm not
worried about Emily. But I am worried

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about... Dad, Marion says now that we're
rich, she ought to have her own sitting

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room. And if she does, then I ought to
have my own bachelor apartment.

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Your own bachelor apartment?

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Well, I wouldn't be too hasty about that
because you might want to get married.

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Married? What do I want to get married
for and make one woman miserable when I

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can stay single and make a lot of them
happy?

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Well, we'll go into the bachelor pop and
question in due time.

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Okay, Dad.

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Say, Dad, I'm glad you're a judge and up
on the laws of breach of promise

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because the way I feel, I'm a cinch to
get sued.

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Well, you see what I mean?

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I beg your pardon?

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Yes? Having a little trouble getting set
for the trip?

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It's my first flight, and the wing seems
to be obstructing my view.

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I don't suppose you could have it
removed.

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00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:57,600
Well, why don't you take my seat? Then
you can just look at all the scenery you

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like. Oh, thank you.

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00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:06,820
It's all just a big map to me anyway,
and I never did like geography.

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Or maybe it was just my teacher I didn't
like.

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He looks nice, doesn't he?

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Seems to like Millie.

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Oh, Mother, you're incorrigible.

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00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:26,340
Well, can you blame me if I want Millie
to have as rich a life as we've had?

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Thirty years of it, Mother.

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James, if we come into all these
millions of dollars, there's one thing

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simply have to do for me.

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I'll do anything.

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00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:39,520
What do you want?

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I want you to wear a high silk hat to
church on Sunday.

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00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:48,140
Ah, James, I've never forgotten how
beautiful he looked when he led that

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in 1911.

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00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,520
Now, don't say a word. I want to put my
foot down.

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00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:56,740
Well, I can very plainly see if we're
going to get this money, I'm going to

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it.

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High silk.

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Mr. Hardy.

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Goodbye.

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Thanks again for your kindness.

295
00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:36,480
Oh, not at all. Thank you for your
company.

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May I leave a card?

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Nice name.

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I'm Miss Mildred Forrest.

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Delighted. Will you be in Detroit long?

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00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:50,040
I don't know. I'm with my sister and her
family. Oh, well, if I can be of any

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service.

302
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:52,360
Goodbye.

303
00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:05,140
Why not stay here?

304
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:08,240
Except for these technicalities, this
place is yours.

305
00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:09,439
Oh, Dad.

306
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,020
Gosh, Dad, why don't we stay here for a
while anyway?

307
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:14,560
I don't know about that. Oh, certainly
we'll stay here.

308
00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:17,040
I always wanted to see how a millionaire
lived.

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00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,360
I guess we'll stay.

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00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,140
Call me at the office when you're
settled.

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00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,240
I'll start going over your papers at
once.

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00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:27,400
And if there is, you say, which I don't
doubt, you can officially claim the

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estate.

314
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,320
Good day to you all.

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00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,059
Good day.

316
00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:31,060
Good day.

317
00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:36,520
Holy smoke, Dad. All I want to know is
when we're going to get the two million

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bucks. Andrew, I explained that to you
before. It's necessary to legally

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establish the line of descent from
Colonel James Stanish Leeds.

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00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,860
Dad, do you suppose Mr. Brownell is
trying to cheat us out of our money?

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00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:49,960
Marion, now look here, you two children.

322
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:54,540
We agreed to consider all this a dream
until it came true. Now, if that's going

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to be too much for you, well, you can go
back to Carvel at once.

324
00:18:58,580 --> 00:18:59,580
You understand?

325
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:00,900
Oh. All right.

326
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,560
Okay, Dad, but all I can say is that you
don't know how to treat two million

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00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,600
bucks with the proper respect.

328
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,360
Well, I'm hungry. Where's the butler?

329
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:10,260
Every place we go, Mom. Yeah, just like
you were born there.

330
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,160
Andrew, summon the butler.

331
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:14,440
Summon the butler.

332
00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:21,400
You were looking for me, son?

333
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:26,120
Oh, yeah. My ma, she wants... I mean,
Mrs. Hardy, she wishes you.

334
00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:29,040
I'm Dobbs, madam, at your service.

335
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:31,320
Mr. Brunel has given me my instructions.

336
00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:33,200
Oh, well, serve luncheon, will you?

337
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:36,920
Later I'll go over the whole household
situation with you. Thank you, Mrs.

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00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:38,039
Hardy.

339
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:41,800
Luncheon will be served in five minutes
in the small dining room. Thank you.

340
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:52,380
Thank you, Mrs. Hardy. Luncheon will be
served in five minutes in the small

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00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:55,080
dining room. Gee, Dad, I guess I was
just born to be rich, huh?

342
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,170
Say, Dad, maybe we're in the wrong
house, huh?

343
00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:13,190
Good afternoon, and excuse me. I'm so
used to coming in with my own key, I

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00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:14,129
forgot this time.

345
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:17,130
I didn't know that... But I'm afraid you
do know me by hearsay.

346
00:20:17,430 --> 00:20:19,910
Philip Westcott, Mr. Leeds' adopted son,
at your service.

347
00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:24,930
Oh, yes, Mr. Brunel told us about you.
Oh, you must be Cousin Marion. Mr.

348
00:20:24,930 --> 00:20:25,990
told me about you, too.

349
00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:27,870
But he was wrong. He said you were
pretty.

350
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,050
You're not pretty. You're beautiful.

351
00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:36,790
And this must be Mrs. Hardy. Yes.

352
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:38,990
I'd love to call you Aunt Emily, if
you'll permit.

353
00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:40,210
Of course.

354
00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:42,730
Miss Forrest, of course.

355
00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:43,930
Thank you.

356
00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:45,630
Cousin Andrew, I'm happy to know you.

357
00:20:46,110 --> 00:20:47,410
Happy to know you, Cousin Phil.

358
00:20:48,890 --> 00:20:51,390
Judge Hardy, welcome to Detroit.

359
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,530
Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Westcott.

360
00:20:53,870 --> 00:20:57,650
How can I ever thank you? It's the first
time I've had flowers from a strange

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00:20:57,650 --> 00:20:59,110
man since I was a girl.

362
00:20:59,710 --> 00:21:00,870
Sit down, mister.

363
00:21:01,370 --> 00:21:02,570
Philip, to you, please, sir.

364
00:21:04,450 --> 00:21:07,250
Oh, sit down. Sit down, everybody.

365
00:21:09,390 --> 00:21:12,370
Well, Philip, you embarrass us with your
kindness.

366
00:21:12,990 --> 00:21:17,570
After all, Mr. Brownell told me we... I
mean, we... You mean if it weren't for

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00:21:17,570 --> 00:21:19,150
you, I might have inherited the Leeds
estate.

368
00:21:20,990 --> 00:21:24,930
I did anticipate your hiding in a bush
with a shotgun to pick me off.

369
00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:30,330
Nonsense, Father. I mean, my foster
father set aside a trust fund to provide

370
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,610
me. Didn't Brunel tell you?

371
00:21:32,130 --> 00:21:36,190
Yes. Well, I'll have to be going and let
you unpack. I merely came by to offer

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00:21:36,190 --> 00:21:37,089
my services.

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00:21:37,090 --> 00:21:38,910
Ladies, I'm a contendium of shopping
news.

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00:21:39,450 --> 00:21:41,450
Andrew, a trip to the Leeds Automobile
Factory.

375
00:21:41,650 --> 00:21:44,070
The estate owns considerable stock, and
I thought... We do?

376
00:21:44,330 --> 00:21:47,250
Well, I'll have to give that factory the
once -over. You looking over.

377
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,340
By what right have you... Now, look,
sis, you don't have to be like that.

378
00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:55,520
Children a little excited.

379
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:59,280
Two million dollars, quite a novelty in
our family.

380
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:00,559
Of course.

381
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,540
How are you descended from Colonel James
Standish Leeds, Judge?

382
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:07,060
Through the oldest son, Andrew Leeds,
whose daughter Martha married my

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00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:10,040
grandfather. The older son, Andrew?

384
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:11,500
Yes.

385
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,220
Of course, of course.

386
00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:16,700
Well, the butler has my phone number.
Command me all of you.

387
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,280
Good day.

388
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:27,880
Dad, how many derby hats can you buy
with two million bucks?

389
00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:35,720
The Carvel Daily Star, sir. I sent
downtown for it earlier.

390
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,740
Oh, thank you. That's very thoughtful of
you, Dobbs.

391
00:22:38,980 --> 00:22:43,640
If I may be permitted to say, sir, Mrs.
Hardy made quite an impression on the

392
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:44,640
servants yesterday.

393
00:22:45,150 --> 00:22:48,590
Knows how to run a house, doesn't she?
Cook swears by her already.

394
00:22:48,890 --> 00:22:51,390
And Cook is not exactly easy to please.

395
00:22:51,810 --> 00:22:53,150
Cook is my wife, sir.

396
00:22:56,110 --> 00:22:58,430
Oh, somebody already had their
breakfast?

397
00:22:58,850 --> 00:23:01,250
Miss Marion called for breakfast in bed,
sir.

398
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,030
Bed? She'll?

399
00:23:03,690 --> 00:23:07,850
The younger generation are quick to make
use of new advantages, sir.

400
00:23:08,070 --> 00:23:11,810
Oh, I see. New advantages. Breakfast in
bed.

401
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,300
And Miss Forrest also asked for
breakfast in bed, sir.

402
00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:23,260
Dobbs, for years my sister -in -law has
been leaping out of bed at 6 .15, and

403
00:23:23,260 --> 00:23:30,080
now... Well, Mrs. Hardy will be down any
minute. You can bring her coffee.

404
00:23:30,380 --> 00:23:31,780
She doesn't like it too hot.

405
00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:33,620
Yes. Good morning, Pop.

406
00:23:33,860 --> 00:23:34,639
Morning, son.

407
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:35,900
Good morning, Dobbs. Good morning.

408
00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:39,760
Just a moment, Annie, just a moment.

409
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,480
Mother usually sits at the foot of the
Harley table.

410
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,360
Not this morning. She told me to tell
you she wanted her breakfast in bed.

411
00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:51,660
Mother must be tired out from the trip.

412
00:23:52,340 --> 00:23:53,840
Tired? No, she's raring to go.

413
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,440
And boy, is she going to knock those
department stores for a row of charge

414
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:57,440
accounts today.

415
00:23:58,380 --> 00:24:02,060
An article here in the Carver paper
might interest you, Andrew.

416
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,179
What's that, Dan?

417
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:05,860
Polly Benedict's giving a hayride
Saturday night.

418
00:24:06,330 --> 00:24:07,189
A hayride.

419
00:24:07,190 --> 00:24:09,970
Gee, small -town stuff, Pop. What do you
think we are, country bumpkins?

420
00:24:10,890 --> 00:24:14,950
I want a half a grapefruit, three soft
-boiled eggs, a half a dozen hunks of

421
00:24:14,950 --> 00:24:20,730
pieces of bacon, some French fried
potatoes, hot rolls and coffee, please.

422
00:24:21,010 --> 00:24:23,390
Oh, and two or three kinds of jam, too,
huh?

423
00:24:23,610 --> 00:24:24,610
Pretty good.

424
00:24:24,950 --> 00:24:26,890
Do you intend to eat all that?

425
00:24:27,610 --> 00:24:30,590
Well, what I don't eat, I can just toy
around with that. After all, we are

426
00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:31,449
aren't we?

427
00:24:31,450 --> 00:24:32,590
Not yet.

428
00:24:33,030 --> 00:24:35,490
Gosh, why didn't I order a stack of
buckwheat cakes, too?

429
00:24:35,870 --> 00:24:38,370
Gee, I've got to put on eight pounds and
two inches if I want to be a fullback

430
00:24:38,370 --> 00:24:39,370
on the football team.

431
00:24:40,290 --> 00:24:43,750
Now, if that isn't silly, worrying about
unimportant things like football.

432
00:24:46,190 --> 00:24:49,270
However, Dad, there is a serious
question I'd like to ask you.

433
00:24:50,170 --> 00:24:51,850
I'd be very happy to answer it.

434
00:24:52,590 --> 00:24:55,710
Pop, don't get worried. All I want to
know is that when a man approaching

435
00:24:55,710 --> 00:25:00,310
maturity, like me, I mean, when is he
old enough to start smoking cigarettes?

436
00:25:01,070 --> 00:25:02,130
Have you been smoking?

437
00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:05,260
No, no, not... Not real cigarettes.

438
00:25:05,660 --> 00:25:09,080
What was it, corn silk or dried grape
stems?

439
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:12,440
How'd you know?

440
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:18,340
Believe it or not, I was 16 once myself,
Andrew.

441
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:25,040
Now, about real cigarettes, I think a
man's old enough to smoke when he's old

442
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:28,300
enough to decide for himself that he's
old enough to smoke.

443
00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:33,340
Gosh, Dad, you couldn't occasionally
just come out and say what you mean,

444
00:25:33,340 --> 00:25:35,420
you? And you know I'm not a lawyer, you
know.

445
00:25:39,620 --> 00:25:41,500
Hello. Oh, you're late, darling.

446
00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:43,500
I'm sorry, dear. Some important business
came up.

447
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,980
Oh, could we look at a larger assortment
of these? Sure thing.

448
00:25:48,660 --> 00:25:52,880
Did you find out something about the
Hardys? Nothing yet, but I'm still

449
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:56,180
old man Lees told me the original
Colonel James Standish had only one son.

450
00:25:57,050 --> 00:26:00,290
Phil, do you suppose that Judge Hardy
invented that other son, Andrew?

451
00:26:00,490 --> 00:26:03,070
No, he's too smart to pull a trick like
that, and too honest.

452
00:26:03,370 --> 00:26:05,530
Well, maybe the old boy adopted an extra
son.

453
00:26:06,230 --> 00:26:08,630
That might be it, but then again, how
could I prove it?

454
00:26:09,790 --> 00:26:13,110
The judge is so honest, you could put a
bee in his ear and see what happens.

455
00:26:13,410 --> 00:26:14,369
I'm ahead of you.

456
00:26:14,370 --> 00:26:17,430
If he had the slightest suspicion he
wasn't entitled to that money, he'd come

457
00:26:17,430 --> 00:26:18,430
out and say so.

458
00:26:19,610 --> 00:26:21,270
What do I get if my idea works?

459
00:26:25,450 --> 00:26:27,670
And maybe that wouldn't ruin the other
girls in the chorus.

460
00:26:30,530 --> 00:26:32,570
Oh, what was the important business?

461
00:26:33,010 --> 00:26:35,690
A young Mr. Andrew Hardy phoned me. I'm
to take him to the automobile factory

462
00:26:35,690 --> 00:26:36,990
this afternoon, so I'll run along.

463
00:26:37,670 --> 00:26:38,730
Goodbye. Goodbye.

464
00:26:47,970 --> 00:26:50,230
That machine drills crankshaft oil
holes.

465
00:26:50,890 --> 00:26:52,010
Oh, boy.

466
00:26:53,710 --> 00:26:54,710
Cigarette ending?

467
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,650
Yeah, I don't mind if I do, Phil, old
boy.

468
00:27:10,770 --> 00:27:13,270
Awfully clumsy of me. Excuse me, Phil.
Well, that's all right.

469
00:27:15,090 --> 00:27:17,530
Say, that's some swell case you got
there.

470
00:27:18,410 --> 00:27:19,610
Neat, but not gaudy.

471
00:27:25,690 --> 00:27:27,730
Boy, I got a sore throat, Phil.

472
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:31,140
You've got a cigarette throat, Andy.
You're smoking too much. Better lay off

473
00:27:31,140 --> 00:27:31,639
a while.

474
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,640
Yeah, it comes from smoking before
breakfast.

475
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,200
Yeah.

476
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,300
How's your father enjoying the
millionaire's life, Andy?

477
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,820
Oh, he spends most of his time in the
library trying to decide what book to

478
00:27:43,820 --> 00:27:44,779
read.

479
00:27:44,780 --> 00:27:48,080
While I was waiting for you in the
library today, Andy, I spotted some

480
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,019
think he'd like.

481
00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:51,680
Tell him to look up Cardinal Leeds'
history of the War of 1812.

482
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:55,680
Oh, no, no, no. You do that. I don't
dare bring up the subject again.

483
00:27:56,210 --> 00:27:58,870
Why? Did you have an argument with your
father about the great war hero?

484
00:27:59,170 --> 00:28:02,330
No, I just asked him if Colonel Leeds
won the war all by himself, and he

485
00:28:02,330 --> 00:28:03,330
right down my throat.

486
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:06,470
Of course, all I didn't know was that
Marion was just in and asking did he

487
00:28:06,470 --> 00:28:08,710
a girl could dress right on $10 ,000 a
year.

488
00:28:08,930 --> 00:28:10,830
All she thinks about is buying clothes.

489
00:28:11,550 --> 00:28:12,489
Isn't that dumb?

490
00:28:12,490 --> 00:28:13,810
I suppose all girls are.

491
00:28:15,770 --> 00:28:17,550
Even girls should think it has some
sense.

492
00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:19,710
You having a little heart trouble, Andy?

493
00:28:21,070 --> 00:28:23,710
Oh, me and my girl, we split up over a
fancy pants.

494
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,060
But the cure for one woman is another
woman.

495
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:28,860
A woman like this, say.

496
00:28:34,900 --> 00:28:37,080
You ever been to this here paradise
place?

497
00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:39,880
Been there? They have the most beautiful
girls in the world there.

498
00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:41,300
Would you like to meet one?

499
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,020
Would I like to meet a beautiful chorus
girl?

500
00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:50,220
Sure I am with love in my heart,
millions in my pockets, and you ask me

501
00:28:50,420 --> 00:28:51,680
Shall we say Friday night?

502
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,400
Friday night.

503
00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:55,860
Andy Hardy.

504
00:28:56,780 --> 00:28:58,640
The chorus girl's plaything.

505
00:29:04,900 --> 00:29:06,840
Andy. Excuse me, Bo.

506
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,380
Mother. You sure Millie's all right?

507
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:14,120
Well, she sounded awfully funny on the
phone, but all she said was not to wait

508
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:14,879
for her.

509
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,040
Are you worried, James?

510
00:29:16,340 --> 00:29:18,120
Oh, no, I'm not worried about Millie.

511
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:22,460
Well, folks, how does Detroit compare
with Carmel?

512
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,040
Detroit's heaven.

513
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,620
You know, I can't understand how I
managed to get along in such a small

514
00:29:27,620 --> 00:29:28,620
my life.

515
00:29:28,660 --> 00:29:30,940
I'm worn out. I think I've been in every
store in town.

516
00:29:32,180 --> 00:29:33,340
Mother, you're frightening me.

517
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,340
When did the truck start driving up with
your purchases?

518
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,200
Oh, I didn't buy anything, except an
iron frying pan.

519
00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:41,440
An iron frying pan?

520
00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:45,100
Mother, don't you realize that you're
above frying pans now?

521
00:29:45,660 --> 00:29:48,680
Gosh, I bet if you put Mom in the middle
of one of the biggest jewelry stores in

522
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,380
the world and told her she could have
her pick free, she'd ask the man for an

523
00:29:51,380 --> 00:29:52,380
egg beater.

524
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:56,050
I've been... to get an old -fashioned
frying pan for six years.

525
00:29:56,370 --> 00:29:58,190
Now I'll be able to cook a decent piece
of steak.

526
00:29:59,730 --> 00:30:00,729
Look, Mom.

527
00:30:00,730 --> 00:30:01,830
Look, get a load of that.

528
00:30:03,110 --> 00:30:05,230
It's Aunt Millie all done up like a
plush horse.

529
00:30:05,610 --> 00:30:06,610
Oh, yeah.

530
00:30:07,150 --> 00:30:08,150
Millie.

531
00:30:08,350 --> 00:30:10,310
Aunt Millie, you're beautiful.

532
00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:12,190
Millie, darling.

533
00:30:13,250 --> 00:30:15,570
Oh, my little sister.

534
00:30:16,090 --> 00:30:17,970
Oh, Millie.

535
00:30:18,830 --> 00:30:20,030
Oh, everybody.

536
00:30:20,430 --> 00:30:21,650
I'm so happy.

537
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:23,280
I think I'm going to be foolish.

538
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:24,800
I think I'm going to cry.

539
00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:26,960
There, there, mother.

540
00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:29,820
Oh, Mom, don't cry. Emily, don't cry.

541
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,560
Emily will make herself ugly again if
you want her to.

542
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:33,920
Won't you, Aunt Millie?

543
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,500
You go ahead and cry if it'll make you
happy.

544
00:30:37,220 --> 00:30:39,160
I don't know what's the matter with this
family.

545
00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:42,720
Just because I choke up a little, I
don't see any reason for all this

546
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,680
Well, come on, everybody. Won't you need
to get cold?

547
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,040
Millie, I want to congratulate you.

548
00:30:49,420 --> 00:30:50,420
All of us.

549
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,080
We have a lovely new one.

550
00:30:52,860 --> 00:30:54,120
That's the smallest dress.

551
00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:56,880
And your hair is stunning.

552
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,160
Millie, with what you got now, I'm going
to date you up some night and take you

553
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,160
out and teach you how to swing it.

554
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,880
You don't think it's a little too
daring?

555
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,260
Oh, nonsense, Millie.

556
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,160
Andy, what are your plans for tonight?

557
00:31:08,580 --> 00:31:11,820
Oh, me? I think I'll just go and take a
little walk. You know, in Carville, they

558
00:31:11,820 --> 00:31:13,460
take up the sidewalks at 9 p .m.

559
00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:14,940
And you, Marion?

560
00:31:15,780 --> 00:31:18,360
I'm simply exhausted after a glorious
day.

561
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,480
Philip has a business appointment.

562
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,180
An old boy. Does that Philip know his
business?

563
00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:26,180
Nobody's asked me what I'm going to do
tonight.

564
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,460
Well, just how are you going to paint
the town red, Millie?

565
00:31:29,940 --> 00:31:32,660
I have a date with that nice Mr. Archer
we met on the plane.

566
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,320
I was with him today.

567
00:31:35,540 --> 00:31:36,540
Millie, dear.

568
00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:40,820
You see, Marion, you're not so hot.
Millie's got a date and you're just a

569
00:31:40,820 --> 00:31:43,840
wallflower. I could have a date with
Philip if I wanted to interfere with his

570
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:47,080
business. You have too many dates. A
girl of your age should stay home at

571
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,740
once or twice a week and improve her
mind.

572
00:31:49,590 --> 00:31:51,910
Father, can't you make Andrew show me
some more respect?

573
00:31:52,830 --> 00:31:56,550
Well, Marion, I find that when you
command respect, you generally get it.

574
00:31:57,130 --> 00:32:01,750
And as for you, Andrew, you'll allow me
to still be the father and make the

575
00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:02,750
rules for the family?

576
00:32:04,850 --> 00:32:07,690
Father, don't you think we ought to have
the child psychoanalyzed?

577
00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:12,710
Marion, in darkest Africa, women sell
for as little as 50 cents apiece. And

578
00:32:12,710 --> 00:32:14,270
say that those natives aren't civilized.

579
00:32:15,170 --> 00:32:16,570
Andrew Hardy, I'll skin you alive.

580
00:32:17,070 --> 00:32:19,490
And sisters frequently sell for as
little as a dime.

581
00:32:23,310 --> 00:32:24,770
It's a Paris model, of course.

582
00:32:25,590 --> 00:32:27,310
Naturally, you wouldn't dare be seen in
a copy.

583
00:32:27,910 --> 00:32:29,810
Yes, that would be horrible, wouldn't
it?

584
00:32:30,070 --> 00:32:32,310
You really have a most sophisticated eye
for clothes.

585
00:32:32,790 --> 00:32:33,589
Have I?

586
00:32:33,590 --> 00:32:35,030
Wherever you go, you'll be noticed.

587
00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:36,370
How much is it?

588
00:32:36,570 --> 00:32:37,690
Two hundred and sixty -five.

589
00:32:38,230 --> 00:32:40,390
Two hundred... Why, that's fantastic.

590
00:32:41,090 --> 00:32:42,370
But it's an original ciré.

591
00:32:43,130 --> 00:32:44,970
Now, why don't I just charge it to your
account?

592
00:32:45,410 --> 00:32:46,750
Oh. But I wouldn't dare.

593
00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:48,750
I see.

594
00:32:49,190 --> 00:32:50,190
I misunderstood.

595
00:32:51,210 --> 00:32:54,370
It's too bad, as the gown was really
designed for your type of beauty.

596
00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:55,810
Do you really think so?

597
00:32:56,150 --> 00:32:57,470
I must admit I do.

598
00:32:57,970 --> 00:33:00,050
But shall we take it off and look for
something cheaper?

599
00:33:00,310 --> 00:33:01,310
No.

600
00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:02,750
I'll take this one.

601
00:33:03,830 --> 00:33:06,050
Charge it to Judge James K. Hardy.

602
00:33:07,170 --> 00:33:10,170
Why, it isn't the younger generation
this country looks up to.

603
00:33:10,630 --> 00:33:11,630
No, sir.

604
00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:14,190
It's women like you, Miss Forrest. Women
of dignity.

605
00:33:15,430 --> 00:33:18,510
Dignity is a mighty fine and mighty rare
quality nowadays.

606
00:33:19,410 --> 00:33:21,430
Hardly a fascinating quality, is it?

607
00:33:22,110 --> 00:33:23,410
Well, you make it fascinating.

608
00:33:23,830 --> 00:33:24,830
No, I insist.

609
00:33:25,230 --> 00:33:26,230
And I insist.

610
00:33:29,430 --> 00:33:33,070
You being so kind to me gives me courage
to mention something.

611
00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:37,550
Yes? I'd like to spend an evening with
you in your home, just talking.

612
00:33:38,410 --> 00:33:39,410
I'd love to.

613
00:33:39,530 --> 00:33:42,190
I have something rather particular I
want to discuss with you.

614
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,540
Gee, you're awful nervous tonight.
What's the matter?

615
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,580
Nervous? Why, of course not, Andrew. I
just... Well, you know, schoolteachers

616
00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:01,360
always feel jumpy by Friday night.

617
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,400
This package just arrived for you, Miss
Hardy.

618
00:34:06,820 --> 00:34:07,820
Package?

619
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,020
Yes, of course.

620
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:12,360
Package for me.

621
00:34:15,060 --> 00:34:16,060
Oh.

622
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:17,840
What is it, Marion?

623
00:34:18,159 --> 00:34:19,400
Oh, it's just a dress.

624
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,139
I bought it out of my allowance.

625
00:34:22,580 --> 00:34:26,340
Marion's got a new dress because Marion
wants a new boyfriend.

626
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,040
Don't be vulgar, you horrid little boy.

627
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,139
Andrew, don't tease your sister.

628
00:34:31,679 --> 00:34:33,040
Remember, she's older than you are.

629
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,739
Remember, I've been trying to forget it
all my life.

630
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:37,960
And I did.

631
00:34:38,980 --> 00:34:39,980
Well, what is it?

632
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,400
Something wrong?

633
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,820
Of course there's nothing wrong. Just
bought a new dress. Said I was going to

634
00:34:46,820 --> 00:34:48,199
pay for it out of my allowance, didn't
I?

635
00:34:48,460 --> 00:34:49,540
Is there anything wrong in that?

636
00:34:50,170 --> 00:34:52,030
You seem a little upset, my dear.

637
00:34:52,310 --> 00:34:55,489
Oh, of course I'm upset. Why are you
cross -examining me? You don't seem to

638
00:34:55,489 --> 00:34:58,030
understand that we're not in Carville
and you're not a small -town judge

639
00:34:58,030 --> 00:35:01,650
anymore. All this talk about our not
changing doesn't all have the fact that

640
00:35:01,650 --> 00:35:02,650
we've got to change.

641
00:35:05,090 --> 00:35:06,550
We've got to change, Marion?

642
00:35:06,830 --> 00:35:09,690
Of course we've got to change. If you
and Mother are sticking with us, I'm

643
00:35:12,230 --> 00:35:13,290
This is for you, sir.

644
00:35:13,690 --> 00:35:15,370
It came with Miss Marion's package.

645
00:35:15,770 --> 00:35:16,770
Oh, thank you.

646
00:35:43,630 --> 00:35:45,050
I suppose you've made a date for this
evening.

647
00:35:45,270 --> 00:35:48,650
I hope not. It's about time he stayed
home. You know children, Emily.

648
00:35:49,750 --> 00:35:50,990
Children, Aunt Millie.

649
00:35:51,630 --> 00:35:52,850
Et tu, Brute?

650
00:35:53,770 --> 00:35:54,770
What is it, Friday?

651
00:35:55,590 --> 00:35:56,930
No, I haven't got a date.

652
00:35:57,350 --> 00:35:59,470
I think I'll go to bed early tonight.

653
00:36:00,050 --> 00:36:02,570
Isn't it lovely having a nice, quiet
evening together?

654
00:36:03,090 --> 00:36:05,110
None of us with a trouble in the world.

655
00:36:06,210 --> 00:36:07,210
Isn't it, James?

656
00:36:07,650 --> 00:36:08,650
Huh?

657
00:36:11,980 --> 00:36:14,160
None of us were the trouble in the
world.

658
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:20,200
You wouldn't consider all going to a
movie or something.

659
00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:25,080
Ellie, you're not by any chance trying
to get rid of us, are you?

660
00:36:25,340 --> 00:36:28,200
Well, Mr. Archer's coming to call.

661
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,980
And I just... Really?

662
00:36:30,420 --> 00:36:31,420
Come on, James.

663
00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:35,900
Andy? Aunt Millie, as one of your male
relatives, I think I'd better stick

664
00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:38,980
around here and give this mug the once
-over. Oh, no, you don't. Come on,

665
00:36:38,980 --> 00:36:41,080
everyone. We're an upstairs family
tonight.

666
00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:43,940
Okay, Mom, I was just kidding anyway.
Besides, it's good to get to bed early

667
00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:46,720
Friday night because you can get up
early and have a longer day Saturday.

668
00:36:47,060 --> 00:36:48,920
Good night, Aunt Millie. Good night,
Andrew.

669
00:36:53,980 --> 00:36:55,780
There's nothing like a home, is there?

670
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,880
No, I'm afraid there isn't.

671
00:36:58,460 --> 00:37:01,520
You've given me some very happy hours of
companionship.

672
00:37:04,210 --> 00:37:05,270
Mildred. Thank you.

673
00:37:05,570 --> 00:37:06,710
You have me, too.

674
00:37:07,290 --> 00:37:10,850
That's why I want to talk to you alone
tonight. I feel I have the right to.

675
00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:14,030
I have something very serious I'd like
to say to you.

676
00:37:15,770 --> 00:37:16,770
Well?

677
00:37:17,030 --> 00:37:19,910
You know, I... I'm worried about you.

678
00:37:20,350 --> 00:37:21,350
Worried about me?

679
00:37:21,510 --> 00:37:23,330
Why, I never felt better in my life.

680
00:37:23,550 --> 00:37:26,150
Oh, not your health. Your future. Oh.

681
00:37:26,610 --> 00:37:29,850
You're a very wise woman. But after all,
there are people who would take

682
00:37:29,850 --> 00:37:32,150
advantage of you. You ought to be
protected.

683
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,960
Well, I've been protecting myself for
some years now.

684
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,760
But what about the years to come?

685
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,120
You know what you ought to do, Mildred?

686
00:37:41,340 --> 00:37:43,720
What I'm here tonight to explain and
advise?

687
00:37:44,780 --> 00:37:48,220
You ought to invest your $4 ,000 in real
estate.

688
00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:51,640
Did you say real estate?

689
00:37:51,940 --> 00:37:56,400
Now, I'm in the business, and I've got
the sweetest little buy for $4 ,800 you

690
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,259
ever saw.

691
00:37:57,260 --> 00:37:59,900
A gilt -edge investment for your old
age.

692
00:38:01,020 --> 00:38:02,280
My old age?

693
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:08,140
When your teaching days are over, when
you want to retire, and now is the time

694
00:38:08,140 --> 00:38:09,140
to buy.

695
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,580
Oh, Mr. Archer, I have the most terrible
headache.

696
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:19,140
I'm so sorry, but I'm afraid I'll have
to ask you to go. Well, how awful. Well,

697
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,960
I know what headaches are. I have sinus
trouble myself.

698
00:38:22,220 --> 00:38:23,620
Did this come on you suddenly?

699
00:38:23,940 --> 00:38:24,940
Very suddenly.

700
00:38:25,420 --> 00:38:28,320
Well, I always put cold claws on my
eyes.

701
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,280
Yes. Good night, if you'll excuse me.

702
00:38:31,860 --> 00:38:33,060
Dobbs will show you out

703
00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:42,100
I

704
00:38:42,100 --> 00:38:44,900
Hope you'll feel better.

705
00:38:45,380 --> 00:38:50,640
We'll talk business tomorrow Sometimes
an ice pack on the back of your neck

706
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,040
helps. Good night. Good night

707
00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:05,780
What's this?

708
00:39:06,380 --> 00:39:08,460
No fool like an old fool, James.

709
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:12,000
Well, I wouldn't say that. I've known
some pretty good young ones in my day.

710
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:14,260
You may as well know.

711
00:39:14,860 --> 00:39:19,120
Mr. Archer's interest in me was the sale
of a gilt -edged piece of property.

712
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,120
That's a steal at $4 ,800.

713
00:39:21,940 --> 00:39:23,840
Oh, the old pauper's.

714
00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:26,440
But to make such a fool of myself.

715
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:30,260
Oh, no such thing. No such thing.

716
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:34,120
Deep down in your heart, I don't believe
you ever would have taken him

717
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,120
seriously.

718
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:39,120
I must admit, I'd hate to have watched
him talk with his mouth full three times

719
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:39,959
a day.

720
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,180
Well, you run on in, Emily.

721
00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:45,800
And you two women take your hair down
and talk it all out.

722
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,320
Mr. Brownell is in the library, sir.

723
00:39:55,140 --> 00:39:56,140
Thank you, Dobson.

724
00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:59,920
How do you do, Mr. Brownell? Good
evening.

725
00:40:00,510 --> 00:40:02,350
Here are all your documents back, Judge.

726
00:40:02,870 --> 00:40:05,430
I should say about two million dollars'
worth of them.

727
00:40:05,630 --> 00:40:09,250
Well, as executor of the state... I
believe you've proved yourself the heir.

728
00:40:09,890 --> 00:40:13,650
Officially, there'll be a little more
red tape, but you're a millionaire.

729
00:40:15,950 --> 00:40:19,230
There's bound to be loopholes when you
go back four generations.

730
00:40:19,830 --> 00:40:23,230
For instance, we never have been able to
find the birth certificate of Colonel

731
00:40:23,230 --> 00:40:27,590
Leeds' son, Andrew, my great
-grandfather. When you proved that

732
00:40:27,590 --> 00:40:32,040
married and buried his Colonel Leeds'
son, I guess any court will accept the

733
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:35,980
fact that he was born all right,
especially in view of your supplementary

734
00:40:35,980 --> 00:40:40,360
evidence. Well, it does seem too bad
that Philip... Judge?

735
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:45,840
If Philip hadn't been mixed up with the
wrong kind of people, I believe Mr.

736
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,320
Leeds might have willed him the estate.

737
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,140
Wrong kind of people?

738
00:40:52,060 --> 00:40:57,880
Notably, a young woman named Consuela
McNish, the chorus girl who'd set fire

739
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,480
an orphan asylum for 50 cents.

740
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:00,880
Give you a quarter change.

741
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:07,560
Forgive me, Judge, but I can't help
asking what all this sudden wealth means

742
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:11,420
you, who'd been a... Yes, yes, a small
-town judge.

743
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:17,860
Well, Mr. Brunel, it means a chance to
spend more time with my family,

744
00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:25,040
a warmer communion with my children, and
an opportunity to read something other

745
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:26,040
than law books.

746
00:41:26,580 --> 00:41:28,300
Well, good night, Judge Hardy.

747
00:41:28,890 --> 00:41:29,930
And good luck.

748
00:41:30,150 --> 00:41:32,390
Oh, wait, wait. I'll walk to the door
with you. Thank you.

749
00:41:54,570 --> 00:41:55,970
Going somewhere, Andrew?

750
00:41:57,050 --> 00:41:58,050
What?

751
00:41:58,190 --> 00:42:02,210
Yes, I was thinking about it. In all
your festive attire?

752
00:42:02,530 --> 00:42:05,430
Well, if you mean my tuxedo and opera
hat, that's what I bought them for to

753
00:42:05,430 --> 00:42:06,209
wear, didn't I?

754
00:42:06,210 --> 00:42:10,030
And so, going out with Philip, I
presume.

755
00:42:12,090 --> 00:42:14,630
Andy, you think he's a fit companion for
you?

756
00:42:14,970 --> 00:42:15,970
Fit companion?

757
00:42:16,150 --> 00:42:18,870
Why, gee, Daddy wears silk underwear
Sundays and weekdays.

758
00:42:19,130 --> 00:42:20,390
Oh, I see, I see.

759
00:42:24,410 --> 00:42:26,690
Don't you think it's pretty late to be
starting out?

760
00:42:27,100 --> 00:42:29,060
Well, it might be light and caramel, but
it's different here.

761
00:42:29,940 --> 00:42:31,240
Do we have to be different?

762
00:42:32,660 --> 00:42:36,300
Andy, I think this would be a good time
for us to have a little man -to -man

763
00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:39,380
talk. I don't agree with you, Dad. That
sort of thing might have been all right

764
00:42:39,380 --> 00:42:40,700
when I was just a kid in high school.

765
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,400
Have you aged so much in the past week?

766
00:42:43,700 --> 00:42:45,600
Well, look at what I was a week ago and
what I am today.

767
00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:48,240
What are you today?

768
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,500
Well, I got a whole new viewpoint on
life.

769
00:42:50,780 --> 00:42:53,460
Maybe $2 million don't make any
difference to you. You're old.

770
00:42:53,930 --> 00:42:56,570
Well, you've been used to being poor all
your life. You couldn't change if you

771
00:42:56,570 --> 00:42:57,368
wanted to.

772
00:42:57,370 --> 00:43:00,910
But me, well, I'm just starting out in
life. I've got to meet the people and do

773
00:43:00,910 --> 00:43:02,030
the things I've got a right to do.

774
00:43:02,650 --> 00:43:05,070
Isn't that what you've always told me,
is to look forward to the day when I'd

775
00:43:05,070 --> 00:43:06,070
have my own responsibilities?

776
00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:09,870
You know, Dad, someday this money's
going to be all mine, and I'm just

777
00:43:09,870 --> 00:43:10,870
ready for it.

778
00:43:11,430 --> 00:43:15,470
But, of course, if you'll forbid me to
go out in my tuxedo, I'm... No.

779
00:43:16,490 --> 00:43:19,490
No, we don't forbid things in our
family.

780
00:43:20,230 --> 00:43:21,370
Okay. Night, Pop.

781
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:26,780
Hey, Dad, just put yourself in my place
and you'll realize that $2 million makes

782
00:43:26,780 --> 00:43:27,759
an awful difference.

783
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:28,760
Night, Pop.

784
00:43:37,140 --> 00:43:38,140
Oh, Don.

785
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:39,240
Yes, sir?

786
00:43:39,780 --> 00:43:44,080
Mr. Westcott told me about some books.
The Colonel Lee's History of the War of

787
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,680
1812. Do you know where they are? Yes,
sir. Over here.

788
00:43:48,700 --> 00:43:51,960
Here they are, sir. These six volumes.
Oh, thank you, Don.

789
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,280
Yes, sir?

790
00:44:19,900 --> 00:44:22,060
Don't say anything to anyone, but be
prepared.

791
00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:24,780
We're leaving for Carville the first
thing in the morning.

792
00:44:25,180 --> 00:44:29,500
Oh, I hope that doesn't mean that Mr.
Brownell brought news that you're not

793
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,200
going to inherit the Leeds estate, sir.

794
00:44:31,420 --> 00:44:34,020
No, I think we'll be back all right.

795
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,000
nightclub, please. The Paradise?

796
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,660
Well, it's only across the street.

797
00:45:11,860 --> 00:45:12,860
Ain't my money good?

798
00:45:13,020 --> 00:45:15,740
Yeah, but... The Paradise nightclub,
please, my man.

799
00:45:20,660 --> 00:45:21,100
How

800
00:45:21,100 --> 00:45:34,020
much

801
00:45:34,020 --> 00:45:35,280
is it? Fifteen cents.

802
00:45:37,170 --> 00:45:39,950
Here's a quarter. Give me a nickel back
and we both made a profit. Easiest money

803
00:45:39,950 --> 00:45:40,950
ever made.

804
00:45:42,890 --> 00:45:44,250
Hiya, Andy. Hiya, kiddo.

805
00:45:44,470 --> 00:45:46,230
Well, Sylvia, take Mr. Hardy's hat and
coat.

806
00:45:53,990 --> 00:45:54,990
Thank you.

807
00:45:58,690 --> 00:46:02,130
See, Phil, that's some chorus girl.
That's not a chorus girl, Andy. That's a

808
00:46:02,130 --> 00:46:02,888
check girl.

809
00:46:02,890 --> 00:46:03,890
Hat check girl?

810
00:46:03,970 --> 00:46:06,090
Boy, what must the chorus girls be like?

811
00:46:06,670 --> 00:46:08,350
All set, Henry? Right this way, sir.

812
00:46:18,730 --> 00:46:19,730
Yes,

813
00:46:21,970 --> 00:46:22,970
sir.

814
00:46:24,550 --> 00:46:25,950
Say, is this the class?

815
00:46:26,890 --> 00:46:29,470
Order now, Mr. Westcott. A buttercup
fizz, handy?

816
00:46:29,990 --> 00:46:30,990
Make it two.

817
00:46:31,130 --> 00:46:32,130
Yes, sir.

818
00:46:33,550 --> 00:46:34,550
Say, Phil.

819
00:46:35,630 --> 00:46:36,630
The chorus girls.

820
00:46:37,450 --> 00:46:39,070
Well, they should have let us start any
minute now.

821
00:46:39,750 --> 00:46:41,570
How many chorus girls are there? Twelve.

822
00:46:42,110 --> 00:46:43,110
Twelve?

823
00:46:43,310 --> 00:46:46,390
Oh, gosh. If I don't see some chorus
girls pretty soon, I'm going to bust.

824
00:46:47,830 --> 00:46:50,970
Andy, about that buttercup fizz. Oh,
don't worry. One day last summer, I

825
00:46:50,970 --> 00:46:52,690
nine bottles of root beer. It didn't
faze me a bit.

826
00:46:59,930 --> 00:47:04,350
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I guess you know what
you're doing, but that buttercup fizz is

827
00:47:04,350 --> 00:47:05,350
full of rum.

828
00:47:10,220 --> 00:47:13,760
I'm glad you told me it's alcohol, Phil,
because I can't touch it. A little

829
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:14,760
young yet, eh?

830
00:47:15,020 --> 00:47:19,720
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That's not it.
It's on account of my father.

831
00:47:20,140 --> 00:47:21,220
Oh, you promised him not to.

832
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:27,840
Well, it's a terrible secret, but seeing
as how you're one of the family, liquor

833
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:28,840
is the hearty curse.

834
00:47:29,820 --> 00:47:30,860
You mean your father?

835
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,040
Oh, Pop's been a drunkard for 40 years.

836
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:36,280
His father before him and his father
before him.

837
00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:37,540
No. Oh.

838
00:47:38,060 --> 00:47:41,140
Pop used to come home drunk every
Saturday night and beat Mom up. You're

839
00:47:41,140 --> 00:47:44,140
fooling. Oh, you think I'd be fooling
when I inherit the weakness?

840
00:47:44,700 --> 00:47:49,180
One little sip of that buttercup fizz
and I'd go on a rampage for a month.

841
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,840
I'm a... I'm a dispomaniac.

842
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,260
Mighty few men have your strength of
character, Andy.

843
00:47:57,860 --> 00:48:00,680
I have to do it for my poor mother's
sake.

844
00:48:29,100 --> 00:48:31,880
Say, Phil, how long has this been going
on?

845
00:48:32,420 --> 00:48:34,040
This show, about three weeks.

846
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,820
No, I mean the girls dressed in that.

847
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:39,520
Oh, that, for years.

848
00:48:40,140 --> 00:48:43,800
Oh, gosh, have I been wasting my time in
a country town?

849
00:48:51,740 --> 00:48:53,140
Did you see that, Phil?

850
00:48:53,380 --> 00:48:57,040
I did. That's Consuela McNace. She's the
most popular chorus girl in town.

851
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,380
I know, but... Why should she wink at
me?

852
00:48:59,740 --> 00:49:01,420
Oh, now, come, come. Don't be modest.

853
00:49:01,980 --> 00:49:04,000
You mean she likes me the first time she
sees me?

854
00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:06,740
Don't tell me this is the first time a
lady fell in love with you at first

855
00:49:06,740 --> 00:49:11,460
sight. Oh, well, I ain't saying I'm
poison ivy to the women, but...

856
00:49:11,460 --> 00:49:20,600
How

857
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:24,980
do you do it, Andy?

858
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:26,920
What's in the note?

859
00:49:30,890 --> 00:49:34,850
Will you have supper with me at my
apartment, 171 Hunter Street, after the

860
00:49:35,490 --> 00:49:36,490
Consuelo McNish.

861
00:49:36,890 --> 00:49:38,390
Well, you're certainly in luck.

862
00:49:40,110 --> 00:49:43,770
Do you suppose somebody told her that I
was going to be here tonight?

863
00:49:44,050 --> 00:49:46,970
No, no, they always have notes like that
handy and pick out the man and the

864
00:49:46,970 --> 00:49:48,150
place that appeals to them most.

865
00:49:48,950 --> 00:49:51,550
Well, she certainly is a fast picker.

866
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:53,990
Where's she going, Phil?

867
00:49:54,130 --> 00:49:56,310
Well, she'll be back in a minute. She's
gone to change her costume.

868
00:49:59,420 --> 00:50:01,960
I can't have supper with her. I've only
got 95 cents.

869
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:03,380
She'll be her guest, won't you?

870
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:05,400
I suppose so.

871
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:09,060
Say, it'd be a lot better if you could
loan me that snazzy -looking cigarette

872
00:50:09,060 --> 00:50:10,060
case. Sure.

873
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,760
You know, that'd give me a reason to
start a conversation. You know, I could

874
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:16,180
say, uh, have a coffin nail, Miss
McNeish?

875
00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:18,260
I mean, conswallow old kid, old kid?

876
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,220
Well, some guys have all the luck. Here
you're set for a nice private supper,

877
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,320
and I'm left standing up.

878
00:50:23,580 --> 00:50:24,720
Oh, but you're going with me.

879
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:27,800
Oh, no, I'm not. Oh, but you've got to.
I wasn't invited.

880
00:50:28,100 --> 00:50:30,360
Oh, but... I can't go alone. Why not?

881
00:50:30,980 --> 00:50:34,060
I don't know the girl. I've never been
formally introduced.

882
00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:37,520
I'm not easy to get acquainted with. I
don't open up easy.

883
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:40,020
I won't go unless you go.

884
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,160
Well, all right. I'll drop in with you.

885
00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:47,200
Boy, oh boy. Tonight I feel as though I
was saying goodbye to Carvel forever.

886
00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:54,660
Gosh, fishhooks.

887
00:50:54,900 --> 00:50:55,900
That's her, ain't it?

888
00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:00,160
Boy, oh, boy.

889
00:51:01,020 --> 00:51:03,640
Andy Hardy having supper with a Statue
of Liberty.

890
00:51:04,620 --> 00:51:05,620
Woo -woo!

891
00:51:10,180 --> 00:51:12,120
Miss Consuelo McNeish, we're expected.

892
00:51:12,420 --> 00:51:13,600
The name is Andrew Hardy.

893
00:51:13,820 --> 00:51:15,180
I'm popping to wait. Thank you.

894
00:51:25,860 --> 00:51:27,840
Not a bad looking hut, is it?

895
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:29,440
Not bad, not bad.

896
00:51:35,180 --> 00:51:37,820
You know what I feel like, Phil? I feel
like I'm still asleep on Christmas

897
00:51:37,820 --> 00:51:39,780
morning and Santa Claus himself is
waking me up.

898
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:43,800
Mr. Hardy?

899
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:46,140
Well, Andy, old man, you found the right
place. Good night.

900
00:51:47,460 --> 00:51:48,460
Hey, Phil!

901
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:49,800
Good night.

902
00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:53,280
Please come in, Mr. Hardy.

903
00:52:06,890 --> 00:52:08,130
I will announce you, sir.

904
00:52:08,690 --> 00:52:09,690
Thank you, ma 'am.

905
00:52:27,870 --> 00:52:28,870
Oh, my gosh.

906
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:50,840
Miss McNish will be right out.

907
00:53:27,839 --> 00:53:29,060
Good evening, Mr. Hardy.

908
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:33,400
Good evening.

909
00:53:40,460 --> 00:53:42,000
Well, are you disappointed?

910
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:53,620
You got to excuse me, lady. All of a
sudden, I got a terrible pain in my

911
00:53:53,620 --> 00:53:54,620
stomach.

912
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:21,840
Yes, I'd like to see that there
cigarette case, please.

913
00:54:24,020 --> 00:54:25,280
A very good choice, sir.

914
00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:27,300
Conservative, substantial.

915
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,680
Well, how much is it?

916
00:54:37,220 --> 00:54:38,220
$175, sir.

917
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:39,800
Only $175?

918
00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:42,140
Yes, sir. Gosh, that is reasonable.

919
00:54:42,740 --> 00:54:44,300
I'll take this one. Thank you, sir.

920
00:54:44,580 --> 00:54:45,580
Is it to be charged?

921
00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:47,680
Yes, just charge it.

922
00:54:47,900 --> 00:54:48,900
What name, please?

923
00:54:49,230 --> 00:54:52,490
Andrew Hardy, son of Judge James K.
Hardy. We're staying at the Leeds house.

924
00:54:52,730 --> 00:54:54,330
My dad inherits the Leeds fortune.

925
00:54:54,590 --> 00:54:56,530
I see. Any local references?

926
00:54:56,950 --> 00:55:00,110
Yes. Mr. Brownell, the big attorney. He
handles all of our affairs.

927
00:55:00,550 --> 00:55:01,550
Just a moment, please.

928
00:55:10,350 --> 00:55:11,350
Here you are, sir.

929
00:55:11,570 --> 00:55:14,390
Mr. Brownell, secretary, says Judge
Hardy's credit is unlimited.

930
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:30,480
You listen to this.

931
00:55:30,940 --> 00:55:33,600
Dear Phil, I am sending back your
cigarette case.

932
00:55:34,060 --> 00:55:36,520
I had the jeweler polish it up because I
scratched it a little.

933
00:55:36,980 --> 00:55:39,240
We had to go back to Carville on today's
plane.

934
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,480
We'll see you soon, Andy Hardy.

935
00:55:42,740 --> 00:55:43,638
Consuelo, it worked.

936
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:46,280
Just wait till Brunel hears about his
dear old honest Judge Hardy.

937
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:53,020
I told you I was sure Colonel Leeds had
only one son and you laughed at me. Then

938
00:55:53,020 --> 00:55:55,780
I planted a phony inscription in a book
and promoted the judge to read it.

939
00:55:56,340 --> 00:55:58,800
And where's the book?

940
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:00,860
It's gone, and so is Judge Hardy.

941
00:56:03,780 --> 00:56:06,900
What you've done is most unethical. Is
Judge Hardy being ethical, removing

942
00:56:06,900 --> 00:56:08,300
evidence that might disprove his claim?

943
00:56:08,700 --> 00:56:11,480
Faked evidence. He doesn't know that
it's fake. Why didn't he tell you about

944
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:14,460
Now, I'm going to see my lawyer, and
when Judge Hardy tries to collect the

945
00:56:14,460 --> 00:56:17,040
estate, we'll show him what a courtroom
looks like from the other side of the

946
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,660
bench. I can hardly believe it.

947
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:23,660
I'm afraid honesty is only a question of
a high enough price after all.

948
00:56:25,660 --> 00:56:29,340
Here I am, practically a
multimillionaire and working like a

949
00:56:29,940 --> 00:56:31,640
go back up in the attic and help your
mother.

950
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:33,940
Remember, we're the only men in this
family.

951
00:56:34,220 --> 00:56:36,700
I get it. Where there's work to be done,
I'm a man of the house.

952
00:56:36,940 --> 00:56:40,700
A noble character like your great -great
-grandfather, that big heroic soldier

953
00:56:40,700 --> 00:56:41,960
of the War of 1812.

954
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:48,320
That high -minded and virtuous patriot,
Colonel James Standish Leeds. You

955
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:49,400
couldn't have a better model.

956
00:56:49,820 --> 00:56:52,840
Yes, sir, like this picture I found of
him rolled up in a trunk in the attic.

957
00:56:53,930 --> 00:56:55,850
Yes, sir. Just what I want to be like.
Look.

958
00:56:56,870 --> 00:57:02,010
See what it says here? It says, Colonel
James Standish Leeds and his favorite

959
00:57:02,010 --> 00:57:03,730
racehorse. You get that pop racehorse.

960
00:57:04,070 --> 00:57:10,490
What else does it say? It says, he bet
$25 ,000 in one day on this here horse

961
00:57:10,490 --> 00:57:11,490
and won.

962
00:57:12,190 --> 00:57:14,850
Hmm. Oh, so that's where I get my
sporting blood.

963
00:57:15,290 --> 00:57:17,930
Well, it looks like the sporting blood
in our family jumped right over your

964
00:57:17,930 --> 00:57:19,570
and landed right smack dab in my lap.

965
00:57:20,290 --> 00:57:21,290
What's this?

966
00:57:21,930 --> 00:57:23,050
Is something wrong, Pop?

967
00:57:23,370 --> 00:57:25,910
No, no, no, no, no. Go on, I'll help
your mother.

968
00:57:28,010 --> 00:57:31,530
And another thing, Pop. You might say
about that two million bucks that it's

969
00:57:31,530 --> 00:57:35,050
given me big ideas, but it hasn't made
me stuck up any. No, sirree, you'll find

970
00:57:35,050 --> 00:57:37,850
me speaking politely to the poor people,
just like I did when we used to live

971
00:57:37,850 --> 00:57:38,850
here in the slums.

972
00:59:06,670 --> 00:59:08,250
Yes, yes, yes, Millie.

973
00:59:09,590 --> 00:59:10,590
Just a minute.

974
00:59:19,570 --> 00:59:20,570
Yeah?

975
00:59:22,470 --> 00:59:24,090
What are you locked up for, James?

976
00:59:25,350 --> 00:59:29,990
I didn't want the door open suddenly and
make such a draft and blows all these

977
00:59:29,990 --> 00:59:30,990
papers about.

978
00:59:31,090 --> 00:59:32,090
Here's another batch.

979
00:59:32,450 --> 00:59:33,890
Thank you, Millie. Thank you.

980
00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:38,100
Good heavens, what have you done to
yourself?

981
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:41,740
Where's the attractive Miss Forrest? Not
here, James.

982
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:43,000
I don't dare.

983
00:59:43,300 --> 00:59:44,500
Not in Carvel.

984
00:59:45,020 --> 00:59:46,940
I wish we'd never gone to Detroit.

985
00:59:47,540 --> 00:59:50,020
Then at least I'd still have my dreams.

986
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:55,520
Though I blame only myself for not
seeing that Mr. Archer's flattery wasn't

987
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:56,520
exactly honest.

988
00:59:58,920 --> 00:59:59,920
Honest.

989
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:02,280
Honest, Millie?

990
01:00:03,820 --> 01:00:07,140
I wonder how honest any of us is if the
stakes are high enough.

991
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:11,980
As for Detroit, well, that put me in a
little torture chamber of my own.

992
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:15,680
Trouble isn't with the two million
dollars.

993
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:17,800
Trouble's with us.

994
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:19,840
We aren't used to having money.

995
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:22,400
But we can get used to it.

996
01:00:23,300 --> 01:00:25,740
We can make it our servant instead of
our master.

997
01:00:28,620 --> 01:00:29,620
Miller Forrest!

998
01:00:30,190 --> 01:00:33,870
You go fix yourself and that, and you
get up and you march right down the main

999
01:00:33,870 --> 01:00:36,510
street of Carville, and you dare anybody
to make any cracks.

1000
01:00:36,770 --> 01:00:39,090
Now, hop to it. No excuses, young lady.

1001
01:00:39,330 --> 01:00:40,550
On his orders, Your Honor.

1002
01:01:12,650 --> 01:01:16,190
too much stuff could collect in one
attic. Some of this must go back as far

1003
01:01:16,190 --> 01:01:17,190
Adam and Eve.

1004
01:01:19,230 --> 01:01:24,790
Emily, I... I... There's... Here.

1005
01:01:25,590 --> 01:01:27,310
Sit down a minute, Mother. Sit down.

1006
01:01:29,470 --> 01:01:32,390
Emily, there's something I want to
explain to you.

1007
01:01:33,790 --> 01:01:36,530
Oh, well, there's no need going into a
lot of legal details.

1008
01:01:36,830 --> 01:01:38,550
The gist of the matter of this,
Mother...

1009
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:45,440
My great -grandfather, Andrew Leeds, was
not born a Leeds. He was only an

1010
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:46,440
adopted son.

1011
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:49,000
What does that mean? Is it important?

1012
01:01:49,460 --> 01:01:52,820
Well, it means that legally we are not
entitled to the money.

1013
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:55,520
I'm not a blood relative of the Leeds
family.

1014
01:01:56,220 --> 01:01:59,880
Oh. Well, why did Mr. Brownell think
that you were the heir to the estate?

1015
01:02:00,220 --> 01:02:01,078
Why, Mother?

1016
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:04,520
Because you and I are the only two
people in the world who know I'm not.

1017
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:07,040
Now, Mr. Brownell's ready to give us the
money.

1018
01:02:07,580 --> 01:02:12,940
All I've got to do is burn that picture
and that book in the fire, and we're

1019
01:02:12,940 --> 01:02:13,940
rich.

1020
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:17,540
I'm sure whatever you decide to do will
be the right thing.

1021
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:20,460
Remember, Mother, it's two million
dollars.

1022
01:02:21,460 --> 01:02:25,680
If I put that book and that picture in
the fire, the money is ours.

1023
01:02:27,100 --> 01:02:31,420
Well, then... But, James, wouldn't that
be dishonest?

1024
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:35,160
You want me to tell Mr. Brownell we
won't take the money?

1025
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:38,920
That's what you've already decided to
do, isn't it?

1026
01:02:42,700 --> 01:02:46,900
I don't want you to think I'm being
noble about this thing.

1027
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:50,360
I want two million dollars, much anybody
in the world.

1028
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:52,940
But it's crooked deal, mother.

1029
01:02:53,300 --> 01:02:56,900
And sooner or later, murder will out, no
matter how safe it may look at the

1030
01:02:56,900 --> 01:02:59,500
beginning. Well, of course, dear.
Anybody knows that.

1031
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:03,960
Besides, James, we wouldn't ever be the
Hardy family with two million dollars.

1032
01:03:04,650 --> 01:03:07,090
We'd just be separate people living in
the same house.

1033
01:03:08,110 --> 01:03:09,110
Mother,

1034
01:03:09,570 --> 01:03:10,990
you know what I worried about?

1035
01:03:11,790 --> 01:03:16,850
Well, they do say when a man my age
retires after a lifetime of work, well,

1036
01:03:16,850 --> 01:03:18,350
liable to be dead in five years.

1037
01:03:18,830 --> 01:03:22,630
James, don't you dare talk like that.
Well, I don't have to anymore. I'm not

1038
01:03:22,630 --> 01:03:23,630
going to retire.

1039
01:03:24,690 --> 01:03:26,230
That was an awful temptation.

1040
01:03:27,050 --> 01:03:30,050
But we're going to get rid of that
temptation right now. I'm going to call

1041
01:03:30,050 --> 01:03:31,050
Brownell.

1042
01:03:36,330 --> 01:03:38,990
long distance, I won't put in a call for
Detroit.

1043
01:03:40,550 --> 01:03:41,550
What's that, Judge?

1044
01:03:42,490 --> 01:03:43,650
Say that again, please.

1045
01:03:46,030 --> 01:03:50,030
I said I've discovered evidence which
proves I have no right to the Leeds

1046
01:03:50,030 --> 01:03:51,030
estate.

1047
01:03:52,530 --> 01:03:54,090
What was that?

1048
01:03:55,790 --> 01:03:57,490
I'm very happy you called, Judge.

1049
01:03:57,750 --> 01:04:00,370
I was afraid you'd fallen into a trap
that Philip laid.

1050
01:04:01,010 --> 01:04:02,010
What?

1051
01:04:02,570 --> 01:04:03,830
He did, eh?

1052
01:04:11,310 --> 01:04:14,550
Goodbye. Now, James, don't tell me we
can't get rid of that $2 million.

1053
01:04:16,170 --> 01:04:19,570
We'll get rid of the money, all right.

1054
01:04:21,210 --> 01:04:26,170
Mother, if I ever needed one final proof
that honesty is the best policy, I've

1055
01:04:26,170 --> 01:04:27,170
got it now.

1056
01:04:27,230 --> 01:04:30,670
Why, if we'd ever destroyed that
evidence, I stood a pretty good chance

1057
01:04:30,670 --> 01:04:31,448
to prison.

1058
01:04:31,450 --> 01:04:32,910
But you didn't destroy it.

1059
01:04:34,410 --> 01:04:37,430
James, what do you think Andy and Marion
will say?

1060
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:43,500
That, my dear, is a real problem. Oh,
dear.

1061
01:04:43,860 --> 01:04:47,120
How in the world does a man ever tell
his children he's happy to say we aren't

1062
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:48,120
going to be millionaires?

1063
01:04:49,140 --> 01:04:50,140
Oh!

1064
01:04:50,260 --> 01:04:51,260
Ow!

1065
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:57,040
Andy, what are you... Oh, gosh. Dad
wanted these papers down from the attic,

1066
01:04:57,040 --> 01:05:01,120
I piled them in these here boxes and...
Threw me, Mom. He just threw me. Well,

1067
01:05:01,220 --> 01:05:03,280
it's a good thing I don't need these
papers anymore.

1068
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:06,260
You don't need the papers? I thought you
told me you had to have the papers to

1069
01:05:06,260 --> 01:05:07,660
get the two million bucks, uh, dollars.

1070
01:05:08,340 --> 01:05:11,550
Uh... Suppose we aren't going to get two
million dollars.

1071
01:05:12,250 --> 01:05:15,250
You couldn't have decided that a half an
hour ago, could you, before I wore my

1072
01:05:15,250 --> 01:05:16,250
fingers to the bone?

1073
01:05:16,630 --> 01:05:17,630
Hey, are you kidding?

1074
01:05:18,750 --> 01:05:22,770
Andrew, suppose I could get us two
million dollars, but I'd have to do a

1075
01:05:22,770 --> 01:05:23,770
dishonest thing.

1076
01:05:24,210 --> 01:05:27,210
Commit a crime, as I call it, from my
bench in my own courtroom.

1077
01:05:28,850 --> 01:05:30,930
Would you want to be rich that way?

1078
01:05:36,590 --> 01:05:37,990
No, Dad, not you.

1079
01:05:38,660 --> 01:05:39,660
I'm at you.

1080
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:44,000
Well, if we don't get the money, Dad,
does Phil get it?

1081
01:05:44,260 --> 01:05:49,540
No. No, you see, Phil's adopted father
didn't exactly approve of Phil's

1082
01:05:49,540 --> 01:05:50,540
blood.

1083
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:53,340
Money goes to a children's hospital.

1084
01:05:53,740 --> 01:05:55,460
Well, I think that's very nice.

1085
01:05:55,820 --> 01:05:58,300
And now it's all settled, I can start
cooking my steaks.

1086
01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:02,280
I don't know, Pop. I think I'll go take
a walk around the block.

1087
01:06:02,660 --> 01:06:07,140
From racehorses back to poverty in five
minutes is a little hard for me to take.

1088
01:06:07,450 --> 01:06:08,450
I understand.

1089
01:06:17,470 --> 01:06:20,670
I've got a confession to make about this
dress I bought.

1090
01:06:21,330 --> 01:06:22,330
Oh.

1091
01:06:23,510 --> 01:06:26,010
You mean about, uh, this?

1092
01:06:27,950 --> 01:06:30,570
I've been waiting for you to tell me. I
knew you would.

1093
01:06:31,310 --> 01:06:32,710
I'm going to send the dress back.

1094
01:06:33,170 --> 01:06:34,290
I've never worn it.

1095
01:06:35,110 --> 01:06:36,350
But I had to tell you.

1096
01:06:37,740 --> 01:06:38,800
It wasn't really me.

1097
01:06:39,060 --> 01:06:41,900
It was the $2 million that made me do
such a dishonest thing.

1098
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:44,580
And it's the first time I've ever lied
to you.

1099
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:47,300
The lie was the only thing that worried
me.

1100
01:06:48,500 --> 01:06:51,180
I suppose now all my life I'll hate that
$2 million.

1101
01:06:52,140 --> 01:06:54,040
I wouldn't worry too much about that.

1102
01:06:55,180 --> 01:06:57,060
We aren't going to get the $2 million.

1103
01:06:58,100 --> 01:07:04,920
We're not going to get the... Well, you
don't seem very unhappy about it.

1104
01:07:06,730 --> 01:07:08,170
Are you unhappy about it, Marion?

1105
01:07:10,250 --> 01:07:11,250
No.

1106
01:07:11,730 --> 01:07:13,190
Not really unhappy.

1107
01:07:14,290 --> 01:07:18,630
Because, you see, it honestly seems so
like a... like a dream.

1108
01:07:19,110 --> 01:07:21,310
Well, not a bad dream, thank our lucky
stars.

1109
01:07:21,890 --> 01:07:22,990
Mother's going to be relieved.

1110
01:07:23,510 --> 01:07:26,190
Because ever since this money came up,
she's been worried over how you've

1111
01:07:26,190 --> 01:07:27,190
changed.

1112
01:07:27,710 --> 01:07:31,150
I've changed? Why, Marion, I haven't.
She told me the other night.

1113
01:07:31,890 --> 01:07:33,330
Why don't you worry about me?

1114
01:07:33,770 --> 01:07:35,850
And I know the money never meant
anything to Mother.

1115
01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:39,040
So just you try and take it as bravely
as you can.

1116
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:53,980
Postman just came by. Special delivery
for you from Detroit.

1117
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:55,320
Oh, yes.

1118
01:07:55,460 --> 01:07:57,180
Don said he'd forward any mail.

1119
01:08:03,900 --> 01:08:06,120
Well, Dad, I've just been thinking it
over.

1120
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:07,440
If we ain't rich, we ain't rich.

1121
01:08:07,900 --> 01:08:10,100
Well, it's going to make a big change in
my plans, though.

1122
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:12,120
Two million bucks, just like that.

1123
01:08:12,460 --> 01:08:13,460
Well,

1124
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:14,900
easy come, easy go.

1125
01:08:18,020 --> 01:08:23,439
Dad, could you increase my allowance
just 50 cents a week, please?

1126
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,000
We'll see.

1127
01:08:26,340 --> 01:08:27,899
This is for you. For me?

1128
01:09:00,750 --> 01:09:01,750
Dad. Yeah?

1129
01:09:05,330 --> 01:09:06,330
Trouble, Andrew?

1130
01:09:07,010 --> 01:09:10,010
Dad, didn't I read in the paper the
other day where the government's making

1131
01:09:10,010 --> 01:09:11,550
awful easy for a guy to go into
bankruptcy?

1132
01:09:13,450 --> 01:09:15,750
Yes, yes. Call 77B.

1133
01:09:16,550 --> 01:09:17,550
Why?

1134
01:09:18,069 --> 01:09:23,550
Well, I... I got in a little trouble, a
little trouble in Detroit, and... What

1135
01:09:23,550 --> 01:09:24,550
kind of trouble, Andrew?

1136
01:09:25,370 --> 01:09:28,229
Well, uh, whatever I'd done.

1137
01:09:28,830 --> 01:09:33,470
Did. It was all on account of, well,
trying to act like a millionaire's son

1138
01:09:33,470 --> 01:09:34,470
not knowing how.

1139
01:09:34,649 --> 01:09:38,010
Look, if you go someplace and you ask
somebody how much something is and they

1140
01:09:38,010 --> 01:09:39,529
say $1 .75, what would you think?

1141
01:09:39,910 --> 01:09:42,250
Well, I think the article cost $1 .75.

1142
01:09:42,950 --> 01:09:44,670
There you are. Now, you can't blame me.

1143
01:09:44,890 --> 01:09:47,310
Well, just a minute. Just a minute. I'm
a little confused.

1144
01:09:47,689 --> 01:09:49,330
Why don't you start this off at the
beginning?

1145
01:09:50,130 --> 01:09:56,090
Well, it all started when the Statue of
Liberty invited me to her apartment for

1146
01:09:56,090 --> 01:09:57,090
supper.

1147
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:00,280
The Statue of Liberty invited you for
supper.

1148
01:10:00,580 --> 01:10:03,520
I mean, this chorus girl was playing the
part of the Statue of Liberty.

1149
01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:06,600
Chorus girls, Andrew?

1150
01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:10,040
Well, you see, Phil and I went to the
Paradise. That's a nightclub. There were

1151
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:13,000
thousands of people sitting around
smoking and drinking.

1152
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:16,400
But I didn't drink nothing, even if Phil
did order me a buttercup fizz.

1153
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:17,760
You didn't drink anything?

1154
01:10:18,140 --> 01:10:20,180
No, sir, not me. I was on a spot there.

1155
01:10:20,460 --> 01:10:24,080
Here I am sitting like a big man of the
world with a big tall glass of liquor in

1156
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:25,049
front of me.

1157
01:10:25,050 --> 01:10:27,910
Well, not knowing how to get out of
drinking it without losing my standing

1158
01:10:27,910 --> 01:10:28,910
million -dollar playboy.

1159
01:10:29,450 --> 01:10:30,910
How did you get out of it?

1160
01:10:31,590 --> 01:10:34,730
Well, I told him I couldn't drink it
because you were a drunkard.

1161
01:10:36,970 --> 01:10:37,970
What?

1162
01:10:38,530 --> 01:10:42,270
Well, even then he didn't believe me, so
I had to build it up a little bit.

1163
01:10:42,950 --> 01:10:44,350
How did you build it up?

1164
01:10:44,910 --> 01:10:49,090
Well, I told him that the curse of
drinking had put him in the downfall of

1165
01:10:49,090 --> 01:10:50,090
Hardy family.

1166
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:53,840
Well, that you inherited it from your
father and he from his father and I

1167
01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:54,840
inherited it from you.

1168
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:58,520
I told him you used to take one drink
and go out on a toot for months.

1169
01:10:58,980 --> 01:11:02,280
Even then he didn't believe me, so I had
to really start going to town.

1170
01:11:02,820 --> 01:11:05,820
I told him we didn't have any food in
the house and we didn't have any heat in

1171
01:11:05,820 --> 01:11:06,799
the wintertime.

1172
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:10,400
And Marion and I had to go to school
without any shoes on because you'd

1173
01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:12,500
everything in the place to get more
money to buy more liquor.

1174
01:11:13,450 --> 01:11:16,810
But the thing that really started him
winging was when I told him that up to

1175
01:11:16,810 --> 01:11:19,390
time that the minister had made you
promise to take the pledge, you used to

1176
01:11:19,390 --> 01:11:20,870
home every Saturday night and beat up
Mom.

1177
01:11:21,850 --> 01:11:25,090
Believe me, Dad, after Phil heard that,
he wouldn't let me take a drink for a

1178
01:11:25,090 --> 01:11:27,310
thousand bucks cash. Believe me, that's
what sold him.

1179
01:11:28,230 --> 01:11:32,150
That should have sold him. You see,
after an experience like that, I wasn't

1180
01:11:32,150 --> 01:11:34,050
altogether to blame for what happened
next.

1181
01:11:34,370 --> 01:11:35,370
Next?

1182
01:11:35,850 --> 01:11:37,270
What happened next?

1183
01:11:38,110 --> 01:11:42,280
Well... You see, after the Statue of
Liberty invited me to her apartment for

1184
01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:45,880
supper, well, I had to have a cigarette
case, you know, to show her that I was a

1185
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:49,320
man of the world, and I didn't have one,
so I just had to borrow Phil's. That's

1186
01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:50,880
quite logical, yes. Go on.

1187
01:11:51,900 --> 01:11:53,920
Well, just as I was leaving, I lost it.

1188
01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:55,580
Just as you were leaving?

1189
01:11:57,020 --> 01:11:59,460
Seems to me there's quite a gap in your
story.

1190
01:12:00,620 --> 01:12:03,760
I understand this is to be man to man,
Andrew.

1191
01:12:05,780 --> 01:12:07,780
You won't laugh at me, will you?

1192
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:09,880
Man to man.

1193
01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:15,520
Well, I... I get up to the Statue of
Liberty's apartment.

1194
01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:21,300
I'm sitting around there and... Well,
all of a sudden it doesn't feel like

1195
01:12:21,300 --> 01:12:25,640
going to be as much fun as I thought it
was going to be. And... And, well, in

1196
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:28,660
she comes. She comes into the room and
she's all dolled up.

1197
01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:31,200
She looks beautiful. But awful old.

1198
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:33,180
About 25 or 26.

1199
01:12:33,660 --> 01:12:34,840
And, well...

1200
01:12:35,530 --> 01:12:40,630
I get feeling like, well, like I'm not a
million -dollar playboy and just what I

1201
01:12:40,630 --> 01:12:42,350
am, a 16 -year -old kid.

1202
01:12:42,850 --> 01:12:45,310
Well, it isn't as much fun as I thought
it was going to be like.

1203
01:12:45,570 --> 01:12:46,570
Yes, Andrew.

1204
01:12:46,950 --> 01:12:50,390
And, well, there I am, and how am I
going to get out of it? All of a sudden,

1205
01:12:50,390 --> 01:12:54,050
get the answer. I say to myself, there's
a way a gentleman can get out of it and

1206
01:12:54,050 --> 01:12:55,050
still be a gentleman.

1207
01:12:55,270 --> 01:12:59,150
So I looked her straight in the eye and
said, will you excuse me, please, ma

1208
01:12:59,150 --> 01:13:01,470
'am? I don't feel so well this evening.

1209
01:13:03,010 --> 01:13:05,130
Then you made a dignified exit.

1210
01:13:05,370 --> 01:13:06,370
Huh?

1211
01:13:06,610 --> 01:13:12,530
No, Dad. I told her I had a pain in my
stomach and grabbed my hat and ran like

1212
01:13:12,530 --> 01:13:13,530
blazes.

1213
01:13:13,910 --> 01:13:17,170
Oh, you're laughing at me. I mean,
inside you're laughing at me.

1214
01:13:18,110 --> 01:13:19,110
No.

1215
01:13:19,270 --> 01:13:21,370
No, I'm not laughing, Andy.

1216
01:13:22,450 --> 01:13:24,930
My mind went back a great many years.

1217
01:13:25,890 --> 01:13:28,310
Only it didn't happen in the chorus
girl's apartment.

1218
01:13:28,530 --> 01:13:32,530
It was just the dingy front parlor of a
country town boarding house, and that's

1219
01:13:32,530 --> 01:13:33,530
the only difference.

1220
01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:35,920
And I ran like blazes.

1221
01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:37,520
Did you, Dad?

1222
01:13:37,700 --> 01:13:38,960
Like blazes.

1223
01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:43,580
Pop, you weren't backward when you were
a boy, were you?

1224
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:45,300
No, certainly not.

1225
01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:51,040
I don't know what kids like me do to
deserve swelled pops like you. Well, I

1226
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:54,500
know. Because they do just what you've
done.

1227
01:13:55,380 --> 01:14:00,120
But if that isn't all, there's still the
terrible consequences.

1228
01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:03,320
Man to man, I need $175.

1229
01:14:05,480 --> 01:14:06,480
$175?

1230
01:14:06,940 --> 01:14:07,940
I mean, dollars?

1231
01:14:08,780 --> 01:14:12,600
Well, you see, as I was running down the
street, I lost Phil's cigarette case.

1232
01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:15,320
Well, I didn't want to tell him, so the
next day I go to this little shop and I

1233
01:14:15,320 --> 01:14:17,320
see one just like his, and I ask the man
how much it was.

1234
01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:18,660
He says $175.

1235
01:14:18,940 --> 01:14:23,200
I thought it was $1 .75, didn't you?
But, gee, they got a funny way of

1236
01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:24,200
in Detroit.

1237
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:25,740
$175 means a...

1238
01:14:27,930 --> 01:14:30,950
$175. Obviously, I've got to pay for the
cigarette case.

1239
01:14:31,450 --> 01:14:35,370
Well, if you take a quarter out of my
allowance a week, it'll take me pretty

1240
01:14:35,370 --> 01:14:36,990
near 20 years to get even.

1241
01:14:37,550 --> 01:14:40,730
I'm afraid I'll have to think up some
more drastic plan than that.

1242
01:14:41,250 --> 01:14:43,890
Well, whatever you think of, you dish it
out and I'll take it.

1243
01:14:44,530 --> 01:14:48,150
As for the cigarettes, well, I won't
touch them until I'm at least 18, and

1244
01:14:48,150 --> 01:14:52,930
liquor I won't touch until I'm 21, and
as for chorus girls, I'll be a middle

1245
01:14:52,930 --> 01:14:55,210
-aged businessman before I forget how
scared I was.

1246
01:14:56,010 --> 01:14:57,830
Well, then I'm not sorry it all
happened.

1247
01:14:58,610 --> 01:14:59,610
Thanks.

1248
01:15:00,430 --> 01:15:04,790
Look, as long as I'm going to lead that
kind of a life, would it be all right if

1249
01:15:04,790 --> 01:15:05,890
I told Polly Benedict a lie?

1250
01:15:07,970 --> 01:15:10,590
Oh, not a real bad lie, just sort of a
high -class fib.

1251
01:15:11,670 --> 01:15:13,290
Something to do Polly any wrong?

1252
01:15:13,830 --> 01:15:15,610
Oh, no, sir, to be for her own good.

1253
01:15:16,170 --> 01:15:19,330
That is, unless, of course, she'd want
your son to be the most henpecked man in

1254
01:15:19,330 --> 01:15:20,330
Carville.

1255
01:15:21,270 --> 01:15:23,930
Well, it is said that all is fair in
love and war.

1256
01:15:24,490 --> 01:15:26,870
Well, if that isn't true, there's a lot
of people I know around here been

1257
01:15:26,870 --> 01:15:27,870
getting away with murder.

1258
01:15:28,310 --> 01:15:31,270
Say, I'm going right over now and try my
scheme out on Polly. I'll have her

1259
01:15:31,270 --> 01:15:33,630
either eating out of my hands for the
rest of my life or I'll come home on a

1260
01:15:33,630 --> 01:15:34,630
stretcher.

1261
01:15:36,750 --> 01:15:38,450
Oh, gosh, excuse me, Mom.

1262
01:15:40,950 --> 01:15:44,330
Well, Mother, how does it feel to be
poor again?

1263
01:15:44,830 --> 01:15:47,890
Poor? I got my iron frying pan, didn't
I?

1264
01:15:49,070 --> 01:15:50,070
I'm rich.

1265
01:15:53,480 --> 01:15:57,080
What on earth are you carrying behind
you? Hey, you shut your eyes. What? Shut

1266
01:15:57,080 --> 01:15:58,360
your eyes, I tell you.

1267
01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:00,220
Shut... Shut your eyes.

1268
01:16:00,440 --> 01:16:01,440
Keep them shut.

1269
01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:05,880
Now open.

1270
01:16:08,100 --> 01:16:10,440
Oh, mother, you blessed idiot.

1271
01:16:11,140 --> 01:16:13,680
I can't go around and carvel in this.

1272
01:16:14,140 --> 01:16:16,680
Well, you were going to if we got the
two million dollars.

1273
01:16:17,310 --> 01:16:20,390
And it's better that we didn't. People
would think you were wearing a high hat

1274
01:16:20,390 --> 01:16:21,390
just because you were rich.

1275
01:16:21,870 --> 01:16:24,530
We'll go to church late on Sunday and
everybody will see it.

1276
01:16:25,150 --> 01:16:26,450
I'm forgetting my steaks.

1277
01:16:52,010 --> 01:16:54,470
bottle of Lady Windermere nail polish,
please.

1278
01:16:54,770 --> 01:16:55,770
What shade, madam?

1279
01:16:57,570 --> 01:17:03,850
Why, Aunt Miss... Miss Forrest, I am
glad to see you, but you've... I've been

1280
01:17:03,850 --> 01:17:05,670
away. The polish, please.

1281
01:17:06,610 --> 01:17:08,710
It's two dollars for a small bottle.

1282
01:17:09,010 --> 01:17:10,650
I know, but it's all I use.

1283
01:17:11,250 --> 01:17:12,950
Yes, ma 'am. What shade?

1284
01:17:13,550 --> 01:17:16,330
Fuchsia. The only shade anybody is
using.

1285
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:21,800
Thank you, Mr. Davis.

1286
01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:23,600
Charge it to my account.

1287
01:17:24,940 --> 01:17:30,220
Say, I... that is, I... Would you have a
soda with me?

1288
01:17:30,700 --> 01:17:32,080
I think that would be charming.

1289
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:33,640
It sure would.

1290
01:17:43,780 --> 01:17:46,600
Good afternoon, Miss Benedict.

1291
01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:49,180
May I be so bold as to drop in for a cup
of tea?

1292
01:17:49,580 --> 01:17:51,680
Why, after all, we have known each other
since we were children.

1293
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:53,420
Why, yes, yes, of course.

1294
01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:54,659
Come in.

1295
01:17:54,660 --> 01:17:55,660
Come right in.

1296
01:18:02,180 --> 01:18:04,400
When... When did you get back from
Detroit?

1297
01:18:04,980 --> 01:18:06,100
Yesterday by plane.

1298
01:18:06,540 --> 01:18:09,880
Wonderful idea, those air hostesses. The
one we had wasn't a day over 22.

1299
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:12,640
Took personal delight in making me feel
right at home.

1300
01:18:13,580 --> 01:18:16,800
Oh, uh... Won't you have a chair, Miss
Benedict?

1301
01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:18,680
Well, thanks.

1302
01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:23,740
And how are your parents, the good
monsieur and madame Benedict?

1303
01:18:24,980 --> 01:18:26,340
Oh, they're just fine, thanks.

1304
01:18:26,780 --> 01:18:27,960
Do you mind if I smoke?

1305
01:18:28,820 --> 01:18:30,640
Andrew Hardy, do you smoke cigarettes?

1306
01:18:31,140 --> 01:18:34,040
Oh, foolish habit, I know, but what is
life without a few vices?

1307
01:18:34,460 --> 01:18:36,020
Oh, but I think that's awful.

1308
01:18:36,700 --> 01:18:39,880
These are all right. I had them
specially prepared for me in a little

1309
01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:40,880
Detroit.

1310
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,260
Please. I got a cigarette cough.

1311
01:18:53,620 --> 01:18:54,620
Too many cigarettes.

1312
01:18:55,060 --> 01:18:56,580
Well, how many cigarettes do you smoke?

1313
01:18:57,040 --> 01:18:59,500
About four or five packages a day.

1314
01:19:00,840 --> 01:19:02,360
Just a slave to the habit.

1315
01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:04,120
Well, I'm not going to let you kill
yourself.

1316
01:19:04,380 --> 01:19:05,600
At least not in my presence.

1317
01:19:07,340 --> 01:19:10,220
Silly little girl, but how she loves me.
Who?

1318
01:19:10,780 --> 01:19:12,940
The chorus girl that gave me this
cigarette case.

1319
01:19:13,300 --> 01:19:14,299
Andrew Hardy?

1320
01:19:14,300 --> 01:19:15,680
Do you know chorus girls?

1321
01:19:16,820 --> 01:19:19,780
Oh, I suggest we better drop the subject
right away.

1322
01:19:20,270 --> 01:19:21,550
After all, you're just a child.

1323
01:19:23,770 --> 01:19:27,510
Miss Benedict, could I trouble you for a
drink, please?

1324
01:19:27,950 --> 01:19:29,590
I'll get some tea.

1325
01:19:29,870 --> 01:19:34,550
Oh, if you don't mind, I'd prefer a slug
of gin, please.

1326
01:19:35,110 --> 01:19:36,110
Andrew Hardy?

1327
01:19:36,210 --> 01:19:37,370
Do you drink liquor?

1328
01:19:39,170 --> 01:19:41,630
First time I got a taste of the stuff I
was ruined.

1329
01:19:42,790 --> 01:19:44,730
Craving for alcohol is in my blood.

1330
01:19:46,530 --> 01:19:48,290
You've got to get me a drink right away.

1331
01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:54,100
You've got to get me something to drink
or I've got to get to a saloon quick.

1332
01:19:54,100 --> 01:19:56,020
Oh, no, Andy, don't, please, don't,
don't.

1333
01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:59,840
Let me go, please. I've got to have
whiskey, gin, vodka.

1334
01:20:00,140 --> 01:20:02,040
You must bite it, Andy. You mustn't give
in.

1335
01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:03,980
Please, Andy, for my sake.

1336
01:20:04,580 --> 01:20:06,540
Well, you've got to hang on to me tight,
Polly.

1337
01:20:06,820 --> 01:20:10,640
Oh, Andy, please go back to being a
hoodlum and I'll never even speak to a

1338
01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:11,640
pants again.

1339
01:20:11,700 --> 01:20:13,240
Well, that's more like it.